Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Medical Emergencies do not include the runs!

My brother called and asked me to blog this. Apparently he stopped some guy in Dallas today who said he was speeding because he had a medical emergency. When asked what his medical emergency was, he said he had "the runs."

Announcement from a Cop on Patrol: "Medical emergencies do not include the shits."
Ok. I said it.

If you have the runs/shits or anything that resembles this, don't speed and expect to use that lame assed medical emergency excuse when you get caught. Instead, just exit to the nearest McDonald's or Walmart. You don't have to be a germaphobe to fear these rest rooms, but if you have the runs it's better to be there than in your car. Besides, it's probably where you picked up your germs in the first place. Didn't wash your f@#$*! hands! Don't make your nasty problem bigger by telling cops you have an emergency when you don't..

Here are the rules:
Do you want an ambulance?
No = ticket.
Yes = ambulance ride and towed car if there is no other driver.

Unless you're a Rabbi in Quebec, speeding because of a botched circumcision is generally not a medical emergency. "Tell it to the judge."

Tha end.

Not exactly the end. One more thing:


Question: If you have extreme diarrhea while driving, is it ok to run from the police?
Click here for the answer:

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

All criminals in COPS are innocent until chased to death and ridiculed to death before the millions of COPS viewers.. even before they every appear in a court of law.

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